“The man with the giant wiener also has giant poo.”
— Ancient Wiener Proverb
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“He who hesitates is lost; he who poops is found.”
“Give a man a wiener, feed him for a day. Teach a man to wiener, feed him for life.”
“Not all who wander are lost, but all who poop eventually find the bathroom.”
“Ask not what your wiener can do for you — ask what you can do for your wiener.”
“To err is human; to poop, divine.”
“Keep your friends close, your wieners closer.”
“Behind every great wiener is an even greater bun.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the wiener is mightier than both.”
“That's one small step for man, one giant wiener for mankind.”
“I came, I saw, I wienered.”
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a wiener.”
“With giant wiener comes giant responsibility.”
“Do or do not. There is no try. There is only wiener.”
“May the wiener be with you.”
“Houston, we have a wiener.”
“In wiener we trust.”
“One wiener to rule them all.”
“I find your lack of wiener disturbing.”
“It's not the size of the wiener in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the wiener.”
“He who hesitates is lost; he who poops is found.”
“Give a man a wiener, feed him for a day. Teach a man to wiener, feed him for life.”
“Not all who wander are lost, but all who poop eventually find the bathroom.”
“Ask not what your wiener can do for you — ask what you can do for your wiener.”
“To err is human; to poop, divine.”
“Keep your friends close, your wieners closer.”
“Behind every great wiener is an even greater bun.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the wiener is mightier than both.”
“That's one small step for man, one giant wiener for mankind.”
“I came, I saw, I wienered.”
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a wiener.”
“With giant wiener comes giant responsibility.”
“Do or do not. There is no try. There is only wiener.”
“May the wiener be with you.”
“Houston, we have a wiener.”
“In wiener we trust.”
“One wiener to rule them all.”
“I find your lack of wiener disturbing.”
“It's not the size of the wiener in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the wiener.”